“Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw” coming on Spotify when my earbuds aren’t plugged in. PGP.

Lacking the energy to walk to the bar at the end of the week. PGP.

Watching HGTV and drinking scotch. PGP.

Glad I caught you before you left… PGP.

I give zero fucks about your school supply shopping trip. PGP.

I want to complain about my job but I signed the NDA. PGP.

I’m at least 20 years younger than everyone in my office. PGP.

Does anyone actually use the “low importance” option in outlook? PGP.

Had to ask my neighbors to keep it down last night. PGP

My “vacation” this year was visiting my parents for a week in Alabama. PGP.