Setting your alarm at the bar. PGP.

My body aches. PGP.

Finally got a new white board. PGP.

Having to wait to until the boss orders drinks at dinner to read the situation. PGP.

Just got a rejection email from a job I applied for over a year ago. PGP.

Only person on my floor who can physically put in a new water jug on the cooler. PGP

“You surpassed your annual billable hours goal by 35%, so I gave you a performance rating of ‘Meets Expectations’.” PGP.

My firm’s new cost-cutting strategy is reducing the number of days we have janitors to only 3 days a week. Fortune 500. PGP.

Just got my first work wife. She just put in her two-weeks. PGP.

Being ‘random drug test’ nervous. PGP