Sore from sex. PGP.

HOA is on my ass again. PGP.

Friday afternoon me forgot to refill the Brita pitcher for dehydrated Monday morning me. PGP.

Getting promoted to salary but making less than hourly. PGP.

Check engine light. PGP.

Too young for the alumni tailgate, too old for the undergrad tailgate. PGP.

It’s already Monday again. PGP.

Sometimes I’ll print something out on the printer on the other side of the floor just to walk around the office and look busy. PGP

My Sirius XM trial just expired. PGP.