Frantically turning the volume down when what you thought was just an ESPN article turns out to be a video. PGP.

Really excited about the leftovers I brought for lunch today, you guys. PGP.

1: “Why do they even have the sort from High to Low option?” 2: “To make you feel poor.” PGP.

Pushing the definition of “entertaining clients” to the limit on your company card. PGP.

Drinking responsibly just isn’t as fun. PGP.

Made lunch today and gave myself food poisoning. PGP.

Being jealous of your cat every morning you leave for work. PGP.

My boss followed me into the bathroom this morning, then stood outside the stall door and tried to have a conversation with me. PGP.

Wishing you could BCC a text message. PGP.