“Late night, come home. Work sucks, I know.” PGP.

Happy hour not being long enough. PGP

When you’re so bored that you actually start doing some work. PGP.

My “tax refund” this year is as depressing as the elevator ride up to my office every day. PGP.

If the art of passive aggressive emails was a college major, I would’ve had an amazing GPA. PGP.

I literally do not know how to ask for days off.

These girls on linkedin are hot. PGP

April fools is just a reminder that my life as a whole is a joke.