Pulled a muscle first at-bat of kickball

“Sort by price: low – high”

Coworkers who take Pi Day way too seriously. #PGP

“Leslie, are you married?” “No. Not yet. But soon. Probably. I have a plan.” – Parks and Rec PGP.

My boss emailed me a link to a satire website article about Obama planning to forgive student loans, then called me hysterically laughing about how funny it was. I didn’t laugh. PGP.

Netflix asking, “Are you still watching?” on a Friday night. PGP.

The “Is it worth turning the heat past 65?” struggle. PGP.

Coffee for breakfast, Red Bull for lunch, beer for supper. PGP.

Really struggling through the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show hangover right now. PGP.

Buying the footlong so you have lunch and dinner, but then eating the whole thing for lunch. PGP.