My horrendous time management skills are only rivaled by Andy Reid. PGP.

It’s “mandatory overtime without pay” season. PGP.

Managed to lock myself out of the house this morning. In the pouring rain. Happy Monday to me. PGP.

“If you gave a fuck about your job as much as you do football…” -My Boss. PGP.

Utilizing clock management on Friday afternoons. PGP.

Having four dress shirts and two pairs of pants in the weekly rotation. PGP.

I bet the Chive’s HR Department is a nightmare. PGP.

I’m not one to complain about free catered lunches, but enough with the Subway party trays. PGP.

Gave my two week notice today. Best day at work in months. PGP.

Bought a new mattress and a new office chair. If that’s how I’m going to spend 90% of my time, I might as well be comfortable. PGP.