Pretty sure I hurt myself bowling this weekend. PGP.

Showing my boss – who makes a quarter of a million dollars a year – how to make “cool bullet sounds” for his PowerPoint presentation. PGP.

Being surprised at how fast the day goes when you actually do work. PGP.

The back of my cube is a wall, so no one can see my screen. I feel like a god. PGP.

My boss asked me to be on the holiday party planning committee. PGP.

Wine. It’s what’s for dinner.PGP.

Overtime means I’ll find out who wins tomorrow morning. PGP.

My company is doing Movember. I don’t think I can grow a mustache. PGP.

Counting down the hours to 5 P.M. before even arriving at work. PGP.

Developing carpal tunnel at age 22. PGP.