I can’t tell if I have low libido or if I’m just too tired to jack off anymore. PGP.

It’s almost “drive to work in the dark, drive home in the dark” season. PGP.

Not sure if my shakes are coming from my hangover or my coffee. PGP.

Budget cuts. PGP.

Considering overdraft fees a monthly expense. PGP.

Putting every hotel’s claim of “complementary” to the test. PGP.

Using a week’s worth of PTO to sit at home on your couch. PGP.

This whole Ray Rice thing really makes me wonder how many times someone has seen me pick my nose while riding an elevator alone. PGP.