Being the first person to crack open a beer in the corporate skybox. PGPM.

I used to hate it when my mom packed me NutriGrain bars for lunch. I would almost kill for one right now. PGP.

There are seven Mikes in our office. PGP.

Didn’t book a hotel room in time for homecoming. PGP.

“You’re getting paid with experience.” PGP.

I’m starting to think all these recruiters on Linkedin are just contacting me to look busy at their jobs, because there is no way I’m qualified for what they are asking for. PGP.

Getting your testosterone levels checked. PGP.

Until recently, I thought Ariana Grande was a font in Microsoft Office. PGP.

Swiping right on what is an obvious Tinder bot just so you can have at least one match this week. PGP.

I have to hold the world record for consecutively hitting exactly $20.00 at the pump. PGP.