HR emails are the new on campus fliers. Trash. PGP.

Running out of breath after loading beer into the fridge. PGP.

I bet Jake from State Farm makes more than I do. PGP.

Not knowing what PGPM means. PGP.

Keeping a fully-stocked hangover kit in your desk, but never being able to find a pen. PGP.

Nobody ever responds to my Snapchats. PGP.

Getting in trouble for not taking a lunch break. PGP.

“This online training will take approximately one hour to complete.” Bet I can make it two. PGP.

Grocery shopping was the highlight of my day. PGP.