Someone hacked my debit card and took $40. Caused my account to over draft. PGP.
Dumping a girl due to her obscene student loan debt. PGP.
Just bought my first car! It’s 6 years old. PGP.
My kitchen has two plates, one spoon, one fork, one knife, and one whiskey glass. PGP.
My paycheck bounced. PGP.
Buying high. Selling low. PGP.
The fuck is a Shmoney Dance? PGP.
Monday I started P90X. Tuesday I finished a large pizza. PGP.
Googling how much one of your kidneys might be worth. PGP.
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