Long, bitter, polarizing arguments about the merits of candy corn. PGP.

“I’m going to keep this brief…” PGP.

Coworkers assuming you’re hungover when you actually have a cold. PGP.

The amount of times I’ve heard “just wait until you have kids” is making me reconsider being a father. PGP.

Finding joy by wearing fancy patterned dress socks. PGP.

Judging the TFM Halloween costume contest more on creativity than sluttiness. PGP.

My boss didn’t take me seriously when I suggested mailing coasters to bars with our company logo on them. I work in advertising. PGP.

Left to take a 20 minute dump at 9:32. Voicemail from manager at 9:33. PGP.

Understanding why Frank Ricard was excited for his big weekend trip to Home Depot and why he didn’t know if there would be enough time for Bed Bath & Beyond. PGP.