Felt wild today, so I wrote in blue pen instead of black. PGP.

Six staff members asked if I was new at the back-to-school meeting. I have been teaching here for two years. PGP.

The amount of work I didn’t do today almost makes me feel guilty. Almost. PGP.

When you realize your student loan debt wouldn’t be a bad annual salary. PGP.

I don’t have anything witty to say, I just really hate my job. PGP.

My girlfriend’s Pinterest is full of engagement rings. PGP.

I’ve been here for nine months and still can’t figure out how to use the landline. PGP.

Answering the phone on speaker every time a call comes in. PGPM.

The least productive part of my day is when I’m at work. PGP.

The feeling of sheer joy when someone cancels plans. PGP.