Everything in your cart being “personal” size, except the “family size” pack of cookies. PGP.

Can’t tell if I hate my life or just my job. PGP.

Got rear ended by a high schooler this morning. PGP.

It’s my turn to take the weekend shift. My boss verbally warned me “you need to be sober.” PGP.

I’m starting to think that things kids are doing nowadays are stupid. PGP.

I let all the vegetables in my fridge go bad. Again. PGP.

First day of classes, huh? Must be nice. PGP.

Buying Nike Dri-Fit clothing knowing full well that you will never wear it for its intended use. PGP.

Had a nice exchange with my mailman this morning. PGP.

I’m starting to think before I act. PGP.