Can’t tell if my life is getting better or if my standards are just dropping. PGP.

My friends are tailgating right now. I’m at my desk. PGP.

Started to use Rogaine for about a week. Got ED for two weeks and lost hair. PGP.

Is there a phone number out there whose menu options haven’t changed? PGP.

Please. Stop. Talking. PGP.

I legitimately forget how old I am sometimes. PGP.

I have no intention to change my drinking habits. PGP.

Inescapable urinal small talk. PGP.

Getting office envy. PGP.

Wanting to go back to school with the interns. PGP.