Finally got a view on my online dating profile. It was my mom and she emailed me a list of things to edit. PGP.

College drama doesn’t have shit on office politics. PGP.

Legally, I’m a full-time freelancer. I’ve never experienced this ‘lunch’ you speak of. PGP.

I just applied to be a daycare teacher. My degree is in PR. PGP.

I’ve taken a total of two legitimate sick days in my first six months at my job. My manager told me at if I keep up the pace, I won’t make it a year. PGP.

Chewed out by IT for having Chrome extensions, but not for the 68GB of pirated movies on my work computer. PGP.

In yesterday’s mail I received: a mortgage statement, a bill from my dermatologist, and a wedding invitation. So, all bills. PGP.

Had a great first date last night. We bonded over how terrible cable companies are. PGP.

Striking out on Tinder and moving to Plenty of Fish. PGP.

Today, my coworker said “That’s life, get used to it. Control is just an illusion.” PGP.