The first test I’ve taken in years was a 30-question written driving test to renew my license. I failed it. PGP.

I actually have a lot of responsibility and very little oversight at my job. It’s terrifying. PGP.

Putting the toilet seat cover on while talking on the phone was by far the most productive thing I’ve done this month. PGP.

People thinking you’re telling a joke when you tell them your salary. PGP.

Getting your biggest rush of the day from cutting people off at the exit ramp. PGP.

Office pregnancy announcement via mass email. PGP.

Paying your student loans on your lunch break. PGP.

Bank info was stolen, but none of the fraudulent charges went through because I don’t have enough money to afford the things they tried to buy. PGP.

Bit by bit, my boss is eating all the snacks I keep at my desk. PGP.

I can identify my coworkers by their bald spots. PGP.