Too old to have roommates. Too poor to live alone. PGP.

I purposely print from the printer across the office to have an excuse to leave my desk. PGP.

Blowing your weekly budget on a deductible at the pharmacy. PGP.

The doctor recommending a prostate exam during your annual physical. PGP.

Not noticing that your raise kicked in. PGP.

I wish my mom still packed my lunch. PGP.

I had an amazing dream that I was able to work from home for a day. PGP.

One of my coworkers caught me reading an article on this website. They walked away laughing at me. PGP.

“Are you reading PGP right now?” PGP.