Watching a series of heist and crime movies causing you to seriously consider becoming a professional criminal. PGP.

Praying MIPs don’t show up on background checks. PGP.

Getting completely blindsided by your bi-annual car insurance payment. PGP.

I’m not in a dry spell. Just letting the market breathe. PGP.

I always wondered why people voluntarily stay late at work, then my girlfriend moved in with me. PGP.

I only drink so I can eat fast food later without judgement. PGP.

I thought once I graduated, I would would be living like Jordan Belfort. I was tragically mistaken. PGP.

Me when I was 18: “I’ll be a billionaire by 25.” Me now: “I wonder if I’ll still be living at home by 25.” PGP.

Thinking about asking your doctor if viagra is right for you. PGP.