I just compared myself to Gil Humplestead. PGP.

Never getting any Snapchats. PGP.

Thinking about getting back into video games. PGP.

“Oh, I have a grandson your age.” PGP.

Intentionally avoiding the cute teller at the bank, because you don’t want her to see your account balance. PGP.

I feel like my life has now turned into the first scene of any movie Rob Schneider made from 1999-2002. PGP.

My parents got me a self help book for my birthday. PGP.

Getting hit on by a cougar and iced out by someone your age. PGP.

I don’t know if I’m shaking from the caffeine or the hangover. PGP.