Immediately regretting giving yourself that deadline. PGP.

I’m not working FIFO or LIFO. I’m working FILO. PGP.

Ugh. PGP.

Almost got arrested the night I was admitted to the Bar. PGP.

Just opened Instagram and instinctively started swiping right. PGP.

“Afternoon Delight” now refers to a post-lunch BM. PGP.

Alt+Tab. PGP.

Wish I was this “average college graduate” with a whole “$30,000” in debt. Must be nice. PGP.

I’m the only person in my office that didn’t take an extra day for the 4th. PGP.

When my parents asked me what I wanted for my birthday this year, I asked for a sonicare toothbrush. PGP.