I was on a conference call during Dempsey’s goal. PGP.

If I learn anything from this internship, it’s how many times I can wear my work clothes without paying for dry cleaning. PGP.

My life is one part “The Office,” two parts “Office Space,” zero parts funny. PGP.

Referring to customers by their characteristics, not by their names. PGP.

Being on double secret probation isn’t as fun as it was in college. PGP.

I miss being able to relate to TFM. PGP.

My bank posts my paycheck as “pending” the day before pay day, essentially teasing me with my own money. PGP.

1: “Hey, man, how’s it going?” 2: “Eh, depends on how you look at it.” PGP.

Spelling your email phonetically. PGP.

I missed my train on purpose this morning so I could just have a few more minutes to myself. PGP.