Writing well thought out cover letters no one will ever read. PGP.

I’m not starting work until I’m done being hungover. PGP.

Getting an endorphin rush from one flight of stairs. PGP.

Working 60, getting paid for 40. PGP.

A speeding ticket totally decimating your monthly budget. PGP.

I give up. PGP.

The last three birthday parties I’ve been invited to have been for 1-year-olds. PGP.

I’ve got a case of the Tuesdays. PGP.

Thinking of getting back together with my ex for the Netflix password. PGP.

Getting argumentative in internet comment sections because how else are you meant to pass the time? PGP.