There are teachers that make more than me and get all summer off. PGP.

Only using your business cards to register for free lunches at restaurants. PGP.

Submitting one resume and immediately planning a life based around that potential job. PGP.

Wishing Jon Taffer would come in and fire all your managers in a rage of fury. PGP.

When “eating healthy” is having all the basic food groups in your Chipotle bowl. PGP.

Needing 2-3 years experience for every entry level job, which makes absolutely no sense. PGP.

The term “dropped the ball.” PGP.

My LinkedIn account says I’m an All-Star, but my bank account says otherwise. PGP.

Legitimately thinking less of people who drink decaf. PGP.

I imagine some master alarm sounding in the IT room with flashing red lights every time I attempt to access a blocked site. PGP.