Wearing running shoes with slacks. PGP.

This is my cube. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My cube is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My cube, without me, is useless. Without my cube, I am useless. PGP.

The best part of my recent birthday was my insurance agent calling to tell me my premium went down. PGP.

I have more in common with my boss’s kids than my boss. PGP.

Just celebrated my two-year anniversary. With my cat. PGP.

25 making 35. PGP.

Deleted my birth year on Facebook. PGP.

Checking over your shoulder before opening up a bikini picture on Facebook. PGP.

I was so excited about getting this job. Now I’m only excited for lunch. PGP.

There’s someone in the stall next to me and neither of us is making a sound. I think we both came in here for the peace and quiet. PGP.