“Student at Univ…” head-tilted profile pics on LinkedIn making me feel promiscuous. PGP.

How many girls have swiped left on my profile by mistake? PGP.

Emails prefaced with “Action Required.” PGP.

Only thing worse than my golf swing is my entire body the next day. PGP.

My birthday treat was adding guac to my burrito that I’m eating alone at my desk. PGP.

The closest thing I have to a lifelong relationship is my relationship with Sallie Mae. PGP.

A firm, yet very depressing sense of self-awareness. PGP.

Ranking your coworkers by who’s most likely to go postal. PGP.

How does one get into white collar crime? PGP.

Had to use a vacation day this week to help a sibling move. PGP.