I might just spend all day today picking lint balls off my shirt. PGP.

Pregnancy scare: Day three. PGP.

Googling “functioning alcoholic” to see if I fit the description. PGP.

I am not a team player. PGP.

Stole a bottle of Tabasco from Chipotle today, just to feel something. Anything. PGP.

“Shoulda burned this place down when I had the chance.” -Michael Scott. PGP.

People say I used to have a nice smile. PGP.

My girlfriend could do better. PGP.

My landlord asked if he could show my place. I wasn’t planning on moving out. PGP.

Really glad that you can’t lose it if you don’t use it. PGP.