I haven’t spoken out loud to a single actual person today. PGP.

Access to the requested site has been restricted due to its contents. PGP.

Weighing the price of attending a wedding against how much their friendship means to you. PGP.

Sure working at Initech was soul-crushing, and Lumbergh was a douche, but at least they got Hawaiian shirt Fridays. PGP.

Referring to the remaining hair on your head as “The Power Doughnut.” PGP.

Spending the week between graduation and work buying and assembling the cheapest IKEA living room possible while drinking Sailor Jerry on the floor. PGP.

I give up. PGP.

Spending more time deciding what you are going to have for lunch than actually working. PGP.