Leaving your work laptop on your dining room table, but hiding your personal one, that way if somebody breaks in you have a decoy laptop. PGP.

Pooping in peace should be a basic human right. PGP.

I now consider 3 Tinder matches in a row a “hot streak.” PGP.

Relating more to Ferris Bueller’s dad than Ferris. PGP.

Bought a desk. Couldn’t afford the chair. PGP.

Just got a raise. After taxes I am now bringing home an extra $17 every two weeks. PGP.

Not knowing where you stand. With anyone. PGP.

Facebook making you feel better about your life and LinkedIn making you feel worse. PGP.

Having no personal items on your desk so you can get up and leave immediately if fired. PGP.