Submitting the same rejected PGP wall post three times because you know most sales occur on the third call. PGP.

If I learn anything from this internship, it’s how many times I can wear my work clothes without paying for dry cleaning. PGP.

My downstairs neighbor moved and took the wi-fi with them. PGP.

My Pandora has played nothing but songs about quitting your job to move to the beach. PGP.

The not so very subtle fist pump when the handicap stall in the bathroom is vacant. PGP.

Every day at work, I park under an old tree in the hopes that it will fall and I can then collect the insurance money on my totaled car. PGP.