My friend just told me she saw my boss at the bar watching the game. He told me he was going to Staples. PGP.

An older coworker referring to pressing the power button on a computer as “reworking the hard-drive.” PGP.

My team went to the bar to watch the USMNT match. Supervisor wouldn’t anyone order a beer. PGP.

Somebody emailed the entire office because they lost their roast beef sandwich. PGP.

The collective sigh when that one person starts talking during a meeting. PGP.

Took a day off to play golf then there was an unpredicted thunderstorm. PGP.

Someone smudged, “Fuck this place,” on the inside of our parking garage’s elevator. PGP.