Knocking on the doorframe because the door is open. PGP.

When the highlight of your week is getting on the PGP wall. PGP.

When mowing the lawn becomes your workout. PGP.

I contemplated putting a blow-up doll in the passenger seat so I could get away with using the carpool lane. PGP.

My manager saw me wearing aviators and now everytime I call him he answers with, “Talk to me Goose.” PGP.

Our office blocked ESPN for the rest of the World Cup. PGP.

When did that fat roll get here? PGP.

These people have been shitting for 40 years and still manage to smear the back of the seat. PGP.

I’ve been asked if I’m “having fun yet” three times today by the same person. PGP.

Going from fraternity secrets to office secrets. PGP.