Gameday weddings. PGP.

Last night, I had a sex dream. Didn’t even wake up with a boner. PGP.

Sometimes when I work with my headphones in, I’ll hear a coworker call my name, but choose to ignore it in hopes they will leave me alone. PGP.

My coworker managed to tell me a five minute story about how her son missed the bus this morning. PGP.

Not going to grad school because I just spent 17 fucking years in school. PGP.

Got caught jamming to the hold music on the phone. PGP.

Being ready to party but remembering it’s Tuesday. PGP.

My mom sent me vitamins. PGP.

Today, I received a stern talking-to. PGP.

My best friend just bought a house. I just bought a Cheesy Gordita Crunch with change. PGP.