Can we all just agree that the international sign for “Leave me alone” is eating lunch at your desk? PGP.

Dreaming about retirement three years into the workforce. PGP.

My coworker just got engaged to someone she met on Tinder two months ago. PGP.

Shamelessly “nice work”ing all my comments. PGP.

Skipping happy hour to take your dog to the park. PGP.

My recent calls consist of a mayor, drug dealer, our HR rep, a state senator, and three Tinder girls. PGPM.

The automatic toilet flushing mid-shit. PGP.

I quit three days ago, mentally. PGP.