Can’t tell if Tinder is broken or if no women within a 10 mile radius are interested in having sex with me. PGP.
My cable went out during Jeopardy last night. PGP.
My Windows password currently has “Natty Light” incorporated in it. PGP.
Been tired since 2009. PGP.
Someone shared “12 things you never knew you could put in the dishwasher” on Facebook. I don’t have a dishwasher. PGP.
It’s simple. Call two separate pizza places, make two separate orders, conference both places in and watch the chaos ensue. So glad to see this back on the internet.
“They make chicken that doesn’t come in a can?” PGP.
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