I can’t tell anyone at work what I’m going to be for Halloween because it’s too crude and they wouldn’t get the humor. PGP

Went too hard at TGIFridays.

“When I was your age…” PGP.

“Did you see the debate last night?”PGP.

Crashed a conference at the hotel across from my office during my lunch break #FreeCoffeeMug. PGPM.

The only marathons I participate in are Netflix marathons. PGP.

I always think tomorrow is the day I’ll start giving a shit. Tomorrow never comes. PGP.

I don’t want to be here.

Last night was live music night at the local Applebee’s. It was pretty good. PGP