I feel hungover every morning. I drink heavily about twice a week. PGP

When buying new jeans is easier than losing the weight. PGP

Taking Gas-X pills is like putting a band-aid on a bullet wound for me. PGP.

Canceled lunch plans with friends so I could nap instead. PGP.

Not only have my friends been getting married, but now some of them are getting divorced. PGP.

Walking briskly through the office to create an illusion of being busy. PGP

I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t at least a little tired. PGP

I don’t recognize half the last names on my newsfeed. PGP

Whoops, got drunk on a Tuesday. PGP.

Much like my dog just knows he is going to the vet, my liver and bank account know I’m going back to homecoming soon. They are not happy. PGP.