Instead of giving us a raise, they put a fountain in the lobby. PGP.

Realizing you’re at the office twice as much as your boss and make half as much. PGP.

I hope I find a new job soon so I can put this resignation letter I wrote months ago to good use. PGP.

Getting “Let’s clock 40 yard dash times” drunk. PGP.

If one more person tells me “Happy Fiscal New Year,” boy, I am just going to lose it. PGP.

5th wheeling at a company meeting. PGP.

The inverse relationship between handicap index in golf and payscale at work. PGP.

Feeling productive after clearing everyone’s story on Snapchat. PGP.

Considering stealing some copper. Not to buy meth, but to buy wedding gifts. PGP.