Playing hooky isn’t as easy as it was in college. PGP.

“Congratulations, your LinkedIn Profile had 1 view last week.” PGP.

I created an entire imaginary future based on the one job application I just filled out. PGP.

Was I supposed to lie when my boss asked if I liked my job? PGP.

Walking into work late with CFA breakfast. PGP.

Greeting the guy whose name you can never remember with “There he is!” PGP.

Frantically turning the volume down when what you thought was just an ESPN article turns out to be a video. PGP.

I’ll take four Fireba–one vodka soda, splash of cran please. PGP.

A feeling of absolute rage and hollow sense of defeat upon being told about the mandatory 4:30 Friday meeting. PGP.

It’s a “fuck it, let the intern deal with it” kinda Friday. PGP.