Quit calling me a “team player.” I’m not. PGP.
My office nemesis got the promotion over me. PGP.
Learning the hard way to keep happy hour and social media separate. PGP.
1: “What are you getting into this weekend?” 2: “Probably just the usual.” PGP.
I had a nightmare that my company hired Terry Tate. PGP.
Kirk Fogg was a boss player.
Never been in a fight, but if I had to fight someone in this office, I know who it would be. PGP.
Realizing, at the urinal, that your boxers on are on backwards. PGP.