The term “dropped the ball.” PGP.

My LinkedIn account says I’m an All-Star, but my bank account says otherwise. PGP.

I’ve learned how to sleep sitting up. PGP.

The excitement of your college buddies coming to visit being overshadowed by the fear of the hit to your bank account. PGP.

At work, daydreaming about what I want to be when I grow up. PGP.

The pregnant woman in the office has complete control of the thermostat. PGP.

This guy I work with walks by my desk every day at 4 to get his mail, signifying there’s an hour left in the workday. We have never spoken or exchanged a glance. He is hands down my favorite coworker. PGP.

I imagine some master alarm sounding in the IT room with flashing red lights every time I attempt to access a blocked site. PGP.

Contemplating getting into a car crash on purpose so you have a valid excuse to miss work. PGP.