Voluntarily eating lunch in the stairwell. PGP.

Accidentally calling your boss “mom.” PGP.

I have 192 matches on Tinder, but have gotten laid zero times because I’m always too tired and lazy to follow through with trying to set up a date. PGP.

Moved my dinning room table last night. Woke up with lower back pain this morning. PGP.

Wasted Wednesday now means the day was wasted in meetings. PGP.

Realizing the warm summer weather will have almost no impact on your daily life. PGP.