Trying to figure out how to make a Lunchables pizza, 2 cans of SpaghettiOs and meatballs, and some shredded cheese last me until payday. PGP.

Living paycheck to paycheck no matter how many raises you get. PGP.

France banned work emails after 6 PM? Are they hiring? PGP.

Finally, nice weather. I should open the sunroof. Oh wait, I can’t. I’ll get sunburn on my bald spot. PGP.

I’m taking Good Friday off even though I haven’t been to church since Christmas. I’m going to hell. PGP.

Still taking laundry home for “Easter break.” PGP.

“Sorry, my phone was on mute.” PGP.