Finished another book of checks #PGP

It is Thursday, which means it is almost Friday, which is the weekend which is right before Monday. Shit, it’s almost Monday. #PGP

I did the math. My monthly student loan payment is almost as much as the monthly payment on a Maserati Ghibli would be.

Tempted to flush the toilet in the middle of a company-wide conference call. PGP.

Viewing no traffic in school zones as the only positive of spring break.

Still having to explain to your parents what your friends from college are doing now. PGP

Coworkers that rest their stomach fat on that table area between desk and keyboard. #PGP

Being so out of shape you can drink a 40 faster than you can run a 40. PGP

I have no cell service at my cube, so I took up smoking so I can go out back and Tinder PGP.