Applying for your dream job while drunk. PGP.

Another day, another dollar. Well after taxes and inflation, it’s more like 72 cents. PGP.

Kegels. PGP.

It’s not that I’m antisocial, it’s just that I don’t give a fuck anymore. PGP.

There is a cute girl that sits across from me at work. I have no idea how to handle this situation. PGP.

Please don’t hold the elevator. I’d rather wait than say “good morning.” PGP.

I had a panicked dream that I couldn’t find parking, missed my business flight, and didn’t have money for a flight change at the airport. I don’t even travel for work. PGP.

Completed a 26.2 episode marathon. Special thanks to Netflix for believing in me. PGP.

I took off work because it’s too cold. PGP.