Only 22 and already thinking about giving up and marrying rich. PGP.

I’ll get my shit together when I’m 25. PGP.

Getting Veterans Day off, but not Christmas Eve. PGP.

“What?” email replies. PGP.

Fruit is fucking expensive. PGP.

Started upper-middle class now I’m poor. PGP.

I quit three days ago, mentally. PGP.