alz99

Member Since 08/13/2013

Took 13 hours to drive home. Took 13 hours and one minute to realize I left my apartment keys at my parents’ house. PGP.

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Friday, you son of a bitch! PGP.

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20 Facebook Resolutions You Should Keep In 2015

NYE hangover: day two. PGP.

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I Didn’t Grow Up At All This Year

Parents bought a pack of batteries for my niece and nephews’ gifts. Took a couple for my vibrator. Happy holidays. PGP.

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Stay The Fuck Home

These are the best.

Those Two Guys Who Lip Synched Their Mom And Her Sister’s Conversations Did One For The Holidays

Clothes have been in the dryer since Saturday. PGP.

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I had three Christmas cookies for breakfast today. PGP.

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