Got overly excited about my credit score moving up PGP

I put receiving cock instead of receiving dock in the instruction part of a purchase order

I spilled Rum and Coke all over myself in public last night. PGP

I probably peaked at 21. Maybe 22. PGP.

I am literally dead inside.

Having to create a word document to keep track of your usernames and passwords. PGP.

Freshmen in high school were born in 2000. PGP.