When you wear less makeup to work and your coworkers all take you aside to ask what’s wrong. “You look so sad today”. PGP.

The song ” I don’t fuck with you” accurately describes how I feel about my coworkers. PGP.

Margaritas give me acid reflux now.

I’m now part of “the machine” that I used to rage against. PGP.

I should have just taken the day off. PGP.

Skipped the 5k I registered for because I went out the night before.

Typing a few extra letters after a word to make sure that spell check is still doing it’s job. PGP.

All of my friends are going to my ex-girlfriends wedding this weekend.

Just staring at your computer screen in silence. PGP.

Explaining what you do for a living. PGP.